my life is in the hands of the Maker of Heaven.

Christian pickup lines

Courtesy of this Facebook group.

My favorites:

-I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.

-Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my iPod memory.

-Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… because he never met you.

- How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

-I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.

-I would have asked you out to dinner, but I just put all my money in the offering basket.

-You’re made in the image of God? God must be pretty hot.

-You are a Galatians 5 fruit salad.

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